1.25.2020

Hip NYC Lifestyle

I feel so sorry for all you losers in the suburbs, stuck in your nothing lives. You could be here, wandering through an endless night, pregnant with possibility, hopping from party to party, each one offering new music and new ideas and a portal into unimagined worlds eating Wheat Thins instead of dinner,  half-watching old episodes of Law and Order on your computer while torturing yourself by looking on Petfinder for a cat to adopt knowing full well you'll never be able to afford an apartment large enough to provide a humane home for one.