I don't think I can write a long post. I am sick of opinions. Especially mine.
Hipster House (ironic distance and dance music don't go together well but people who should know better seem to become enraptured by the pomo bullshit that some people in this scene use to defend this crap - makes me wonder what a lot of people liked about house in the first place)
Vapid "Ethnic" Influences (black people be dancin', yo! "they burn so bright whilst you can only" buy)
Music Criticism ("a latticework of reference points and sources that span the decades and the oceans but never quite manages to invent a reason for itself to exist")