At least on paper...

... I am a genius but there aren't that many good jobs available for us so though millions are dead because someone somewhere decided to "liberate" something, well, there may, and I stress, MAY, be just a few less dead because I refused to participate, and I refused because of Ten City. Ten City changed my life. But not enough lives. But that's not Ten City's fault. I blame everyone else.

What I'm trying to say

I'd rather be a drunken bartender

than to have worked for the NSA

and I am a good liar so they must have missed me

THIS IS DRUNKEN HYPERBOLE