Too Bad

I guess it may not happen. Sarah Palin might not be our next president (according to here via here). And just last weekend I came up with the perfect campaign slogan*:

Because the tension is unbearable... Apocalypse Now!

*perfect, at least, for disillusioned Leftists! Actually, dear President Obama, I will vote for you. All I ask for is two NM first-press copies of every Talk Talk album on vinyl, a Sequential Prophet VS keyboard with working aftertouch and spare EG chips, $10,000, and citizenship in any one of the fifty or so countries that have nationalized health care, affordable education, a superior Gini coefficient, and nightclubs that still have rotary mixers in their DJ booths. Thanks.

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